Sunday, January 21, 2018

The Night Before Shutdown

The Night Before Shutdown

‘Twas the night before Shutdown
When all through the Hill
Not a C.R. was passing,
Not even a bill.





"The Wall must be funded!
Keep cartels at bay!"
"It's racist!" yelled others;
"Make Mexico pay!"[i]


[i] Verse added 21 December 2018.





"The Wall must be funded!
Keep cartels at bay!"
"It's racist!" yelled others;
"Make Mexico pay!"
\\
 



With Old Guard, Hawks, Liberals,

And Tea Partisans,
Plus Party disjuncture,
No one had a plan.

“The Shutdown of Schumer”
“Trump’s fault!” pundits preached;
Fake News not the culprit,
No compromise reached.

The senators squabbled,
Exchanging much blame,
Each party was hoping
To p’litically gain.

Meanwhile the People,
Sound sleeping in bed,
Had visions of backpay
And furloughs instead.

Congressional leadership
From every angle,
Self-righteously shouted
With platforms entangled:
“Now! DACA, now! MAGA,
Now! Defense and Healthcare,
On! Airports, on! Highways

On! Bridges to Nowhere!”

 
With partisan gridlock
No funding was passed;
This government shutdown
Sure won’t be the last.



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20 January 2018, 4-5am; 6-7pm

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